July 2, 2008

fatmanatee:

zachlinder:

Eric Appel of FunnyorDie.com comes through a pitch-perfect parody of last week’s viral Vimeo.

I WANT TO GO TO BONERTOWN.

June 17, 2008
(via minuswell)
Carpenter promoted to middle management.

(via minuswell)

Carpenter promoted to middle management.

June 16, 2008
mills:

toomuchawesome:

“Whenever I’m asked why Southern writers particularly have a penchant for writing about freaks, I say it is because we are still able to recognize one. To be able to recognize a freak, you have to have some conception of the whole man, and in the South the general conception of man is still, in the main, theological. This is a large statement, and it is dangerous to make it, for almost anything you say about Southern belief can be denied in the next breath with equal propriety. But approaching the subject from the standpoint of the writer, I think it is safe to say that while the South is hardly Christ-centered, it is most certainly Christ-haunted. The Southerner, who isn’t convinced of it, is very much afraid that he may have been formed in the image and likeness of God. Ghosts can be very fierce and instructive. They cast strange shadows, particularly in our literature. In any case, it is when the freak can be sensed as a figure for our essential displacement that he attains some depth in literature.”
-Flannery O’Connor, “The Grotesque in Southern Fiction”

See also this, this, and this.

mills:

toomuchawesome:

“Whenever I’m asked why Southern writers particularly have a penchant for writing about freaks, I say it is because we are still able to recognize one. To be able to recognize a freak, you have to have some conception of the whole man, and in the South the general conception of man is still, in the main, theological. This is a large statement, and it is dangerous to make it, for almost anything you say about Southern belief can be denied in the next breath with equal propriety. But approaching the subject from the standpoint of the writer, I think it is safe to say that while the South is hardly Christ-centered, it is most certainly Christ-haunted. The Southerner, who isn’t convinced of it, is very much afraid that he may have been formed in the image and likeness of God. Ghosts can be very fierce and instructive. They cast strange shadows, particularly in our literature. In any case, it is when the freak can be sensed as a figure for our essential displacement that he attains some depth in literature.”

-Flannery O’Connor, “The Grotesque in Southern Fiction”

See also this, this, and this.

June 11, 2008
June 10, 2008
Joey Breadsticks found me. Thank you, fb.
Joey Breadsticks found me. Thank you, fb.
June 3, 2008
June 2, 2008

Re: The Japanese homeless woman caught living in some guy’s closet 

“We sympathise with him actually. We had a very similar experience, except instead of a homeless lady living in our closet we had one dismembered in our freezer. In our defence she came with the apartment, and we reported it to the proper authorities once we realised our landlord was charging us for two. We’re not paying for that.

Seriously, our budget won’t allow it.”

-Hecklerspray

KFAC VIII

It’s like this: I kayak 14 miles across the Long Island Sound and some really great charities receive support from the kind folks who sponsor me. I don’t know if I will make it all the way across, but the important thing is that it doesn’t matter. For the charities, I mean. They still get paid, as I quietly drift out past Block Island, Nantucket, to where the dragons are.
May 27, 2008
May 19, 2008